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5: Thots of Dune

KULL WAHAD! THIS IS A REAL SHAI-HULUD OF AN EPISODE!!! AM I RIGHT FOLKS

THE PRINCESS OF JOKES NORA "FUCKING" BLAKE JOINS US THIS EPISODE TO AVOID ANSWERING SUCH QUESTIONS AS! IS PAUL A HIMBO? WHAT ARE JESSICA'S OPINIONS? WHERE'D ALL THE WATER GO? WHAT HAPPENS IN THESE CHAPTERS?

The good Chancellors and their very clever and funny associate lecturer read two more chapters of Dune! The aneid is interesting, Frank is racist, Recapmon is here; we do morrissey impressions and learn about jerboa. It's good, and you like to hear it!

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4: WELCOME TO HELLWORLD!!! Shoutout to Mapes

This one is bad

WHAT HAPPENED TO US? WERE WE EVEN FRIENDS? HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS EPISODE BEGIN? HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE MISSIONARIA PROTECTIVA? WHO MAKESA THE JAMIE OLIVER? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER IN DUUUUNEIVERSITY!

In this episode, the Twin Chancellors fight and have to go to bed. Then we wake up and fight again, but it's all good. Paul gets to talk to his Daddy. Jessica is a badass. We shoutout to Mapes.

There's references to slavery in this episode and also some swearing. look after yourselves! xoxo

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3: A Polycule of Dads

IS PAUL BABY? WHY FRANK GOTTA BE SO RACIST? ARE BOOKS EVEN REAL? WHAT'S A BODKIN? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER IN DUNEIVERSITY!!!

In this epsiode, the Twin Chancellors are in the same room. Wow! We read the next two chapters of Dune. Paul discovers empathy, we meet his sexy emotional dads, who are in love, and everyone learns horrible things about the nature of the Duneiverse. Also, this episode is badly edited but I can't be bothered to change it.

There's some discussion of slavery and racism in this one- nothing that we think is triggering, but we hope that you stay safe!

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2: The Lonely Boys Club

The Twin Chancellors discuss lonely boys, greek myths, latin poetry, and rupi kaur

WHY IS FRANK HERBERT REALLY GOOD AND REALLY BAD AT THE SAME TIME? WHO WILL WRITE A TONE POEM FOR OUR SAD TIMES? IS PAUL'S DAD GONNA DIE? ARE THE BENE GESSERIT ALL LESBIANS? WHY CAN'T JESSICA BE HAPPY? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER IN DUNEIVERSITY!

TW: this episode contins references to institutional paedophilia between minutes 14 and 16. We don't go into detail, but look after yourselves!

Also, a correction to something Ray phrased badly early in the episode: being a woman and carrying the expectations of womanhood is hard whether or not you are raised as a woman or currently identify with womanhood. It's hard folks. Gender.

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1: Woke Bae Paul Atreides

WHO IS PAUL? WHAT'S A GOM JABBAR? DOES FRANK HERBERT KNOW WHAT GERIATRIC MEANS? WHY IS FEYD WEARING TWO LEOTARDS? ALL QUESTIONS WE DONT ANSWER IN DUNEIVERSITY

The Chancellor and Vice Chancellor of the Duneiversity have arrived in their mortarbards and identical gowns to take you by the hand and guide you through the histories of the body and the folds of space.

This episode, we read the first 2 "chapters" of Dune.

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