13: THE UNLUCKY EPISODE- featuring Worm Apocalypse
Took a long time on this one folks
UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUESS WHO'S GRIEVING! GUESS WHO'S AWAKENED TO HIS PSYCHIC POWERS! GUESS WHO IS MEAN TO HIS MOTHER!
That's right it's Paul Atreides!
Took a long time on this one folks
UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUESS WHO'S GRIEVING! GUESS WHO'S AWAKENED TO HIS PSYCHIC POWERS! GUESS WHO IS MEAN TO HIS MOTHER!
That's right it's Paul Atreides!
This is a musical episode, you're welcome
BROOM BROOMP!
THIS IS THE CHAPTER WHERE LETO DIES! TO COMMEMORATE, WE BRING YOU! TO HELL!!!! LETO PROBABLY ISN'T IN HELL, BUT WE SURE ARE SO YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO. ALSO, WE GOT AN EMAIL SO THAT'S PRETTY COOL!
We're BACK babEY!
THE TWIN CHANCELLORS ARE BACK! What happened to us? Who knows! Whatever it was, we sure didn't release any episodes for a month!
This episode, we YET AGAIN ENCOUNTER TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!
Did a bad job on this one friends, join me in hell
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DO SLUGS EAT BONES? DO THE FREMEN KNOW THE BIBLE? WHAT IS MUSIC? WHO IS JAMIS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS EPISODE? THIS WEEK ON DUNEIVERSITY THE PODCAST, CHAOS REIGNS! AND WE DON'T ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS!
That's a terrible name!
SORRY THIS EPISODE IS LATE SOMETIMES YOU HAVE A BAD WEEK AND THEN THINGS CONTINUE TO HAPPEN
IS HOMESTUCK DUNE? IS DUNE A GESAMTKUNSTWERK? IS DUNE THE PERFECT POKERAP? IS DUNE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE?
Wheels gave me permission to use this naming convention, it's fine.
CLIPSPISODE
HEY FOLKS IT'S A CLIPS EPISODE! LISTEN, I'M TIRED. FEAT: DWAYNE THE WORM JOHNSON, ZENDAYA IS MEECHEE, MEMES, I GUESS? AND MORE!
BYE
welcome to the depressioncast, brought to you by verison
THE KYNES RESPECTERS HAVE LOGGED ON!!!!
OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES FOR NOT READING THE BOOK ALL THE WAY THROUGH BEFORE DOING A PODCAST ABOUT IT, DON'T @ US! WHO SINGS MËLISSA'S PLACE? WHAT ARE ALL THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF SAND? WHO'S LIET?
and it's good.
WE'VE BEEN POUNDED IN THE KULL WAHAD BY OUR OWN KULL WAHAD! WE'VE BEEN HOISTED BY OUR OWN PETARDS! THIS EPISODE IS POSTED SPITEFULLY LATE BY YOUR VICE CHANCELLOR, WHO IS ANGRY!
CAN OSCAR ISAAC BE MEAN? WHAT'S PODCATCHING? WHAT IS PAUL'S FURSONA? WHEN DOES THE PODCAST ACTUALLY START?
WHAT IS IT TO DOUGIE?
HAS LETO EVER CRIED? DUNE ANIME WHEN? IS THUFIR HAWAT BIG SEXY? ARE WE HUMAN? OR ARE WE BABY? IS DANCING GOOD ACTUALLY? WHO'S THE PERFECT GURNEY HALLECK CASTING? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER! IN DUNEIVERSITY!
KULL WAHAD! THIS IS A REAL SHAI-HULUD OF AN EPISODE!!! AM I RIGHT FOLKS
THE PRINCESS OF JOKES NORA "FUCKING" BLAKE JOINS US THIS EPISODE TO AVOID ANSWERING SUCH QUESTIONS AS! IS PAUL A HIMBO? WHAT ARE JESSICA'S OPINIONS? WHERE'D ALL THE WATER GO? WHAT HAPPENS IN THESE CHAPTERS?