This one is bad
WHAT HAPPENED TO US? WERE WE EVEN FRIENDS? HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS EPISODE BEGIN? HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE MISSIONARIA PROTECTIVA? WHO MAKESA THE JAMIE OLIVER? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER IN DUUUUNEIVERSITY!
In this episode, the Twin Chancellors fight
IS PAUL BABY? WHY FRANK GOTTA BE SO RACIST? ARE BOOKS EVEN REAL? WHAT'S A BODKIN? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER IN DUNEIVERSITY!!!
In this epsiode, the Twin Chancellors are in the same room. Wow! We read the next two chapters of Dune.
The Twin Chancellors discuss lonely boys, greek myths, latin poetry, and rupi kaur
WHY IS FRANK HERBERT REALLY GOOD AND REALLY BAD AT THE SAME TIME? WHO WILL WRITE A TONE POEM FOR OUR SAD TIMES? IS PAUL'S DAD GONNA DIE? ARE THE BENE GESSERIT ALL LESBIANS? WHY CAN'T JESSICA BE HAPPY? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER IN DUNEIVERSITY!
TW: this episode contins references to
WHO IS PAUL? WHAT'S A GOM JABBAR? DOES FRANK HERBERT KNOW WHAT GERIATRIC MEANS? WHY IS FEYD WEARING TWO LEOTARDS? ALL QUESTIONS WE DONT ANSWER IN DUNEIVERSITY
The Chancellor and Vice Chancellor of the Duneiversity have arrived in their mortarbards and identical gowns to take you by the hand