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15: WE LOVE THE TUBE

In which we have eyes

WE ZAGGED ON YOU!!!! We did this by not releasing any episodes for another month, but you have probably come to expect this by now. What's up.

WILL PAUL EVER CALM DOWN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO 'SNICK'? HEY UH, DID, UM, DID DUNCAN IDAHO JUST DIE? HOW TO PRONOUNCE PLANETOLOGIST? THESE ARE ALL QUESTIONS THAT WE RESOLUTELY DO NOT ANSWER, IN DUNEIVERSITY!

In this episode, we recognise the fact that we have eyes, we go back to poetry school, we talk lots of irrelevant nonsense about our lives, and we only read one chapter. We also venture into a different kind of pickup artistry, establish a well known and beloved catchphrase to be used to many episodes to come, and we ľ̸̢̧̢̡̨̺͚̟̰̤͙̫̃̈́̄͒̈́͒̽̅͆̾̎̄̀͆o̶̜̯̪͑͋͌̇̍̉̂́̿̎̚v̷̨̠̱͍̗̯͉͍̜̦̮̼̈́̽e̸̜͉͔͉͍̟̒̽ ̴̝͖͖̺͓̳͙̖̗͎͍̟̓̍͒̐̓͑̈̋̀͊t̶̡̨̬̱̩̞̘̲̹͉̅̑̉̀̔̾͐̊̈́̚h̶̨̢͚̙̘̟͇͚͇̫̼͗̓́̃̀̄͋͊e̶̱̙̫͇̰͙͔͇̤͛̈́͐̓̋̒̕̕͠͝ͅ ̷̳̬̥̒̐̾́̽̓͗͜͝t̷̪̣̺͈̗̹̯̺͎̩̩͈͒̓͌͂̕ͅų̷̛̖͓̱͉̫͑̏̊̾̒̈͝b̶̳͖̺̋͛͝ͅē̸̡̧̨̟̟̰͖̩̪̥̺͉̥̖͜.

Join us on our academical adventure through Dune land and appreciate a long long man. If you'd like to express your love for the tube, please email us at duneiversity@gmail.com!

Behold The Tube

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14: Jessica Become Gregnant???

And they don't stop coming...

DOES JESSICA IS GREGNANT? WHAT HAPPENED TO DUNE VOICE? DO WE LIKE VELVET WORMS, OR DO WE NOT? DOES THIS SEXY FREMEN MAN HAVE A NAME? IS THUFIR HAWAT? A PIECE OF SHIT? AND FELLAS??? IS IT GAY? TO SPIT IN A BAT'S MOUTH?

Welcome scholars to the 14th episode of Duneiveristy, in which we don't answer any of these questions, but we do have a wonderful brain genius guest, Sarah! On this be-guested episode, we drink our own nasty body water, sing songs, and are beautifully serenaded by the flute. We learn that cum is stored in the head, pay homage to the only movie that exists, and have a lot of fun learning terrible things through a DUNE QUIZ kindly provided by our favourite guy Dr Tim!

If you'd like to join the VolCel sibling-hood, please email us at Duneiversity@gmail.com. You can find Sarah's wonderful Yu-Gi-Oh podcast Pod of Greed on Itunes, Spotify or your app of choice! You can find Sarah on Twitter @Sarahmccostumes.

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13: THE UNLUCKY EPISODE- featuring Worm Apocalypse

Took a long time on this one folks

UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUESS WHO'S GRIEVING! GUESS WHO'S AWAKENED TO HIS PSYCHIC POWERS! GUESS WHO IS MEAN TO HIS MOTHER!

That's right it's Paul Atreides! This episode, our foreheads split apart as our third eyes open, casting a ray of sight into the golden path of destiny, untangling the spaghetti web of future possibilities. That's right pals. We get woke. This episode, we ask the important questions- are em-dashes gauche? Is Paul BBC Sherlock? Is Paul Woke? Who is the dog who is a sword? What's the most visually powerful worm themed yugioh card? Is Paul a short king? I also wrote in my notes that we have some Extremely Important News, but I can't remember what it is!

We hope you enjoy this highly depressive episode haunted by the specter of climate panic, where we do our best despite it all, to have a fun time and talk about grief.

If you have any grand revelations of the universe and its manifold futures and you would like to convey them to us, please email us at duneiversity@gmail.com !

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12: BROOMP BROOMP! TIME TO DIE: Hellspisode Part II The Musical

This is a musical episode, you're welcome

BROOM BROOMP!

THIS IS THE CHAPTER WHERE LETO DIES! TO COMMEMORATE, WE BRING YOU! TO HELL!!!! LETO PROBABLY ISN'T IN HELL, BUT WE SURE ARE SO YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO. ALSO, WE GOT AN EMAIL SO THAT'S PRETTY COOL!

DOES ANY OF THIS SHIT MEAN ANYTHING? OR HAVE WE BEEN COAXED INTO A CULTURAL SNAFU, EMBEZZLED INTO READING AUTHORIAL INTENT WHERE THERE IS NONE, BAMBOOZLED INTO MISTAKING THOUGHTLESS ABSTRACTION FOR CLEVER PROSE THAT'S JUST A BIT BEYOND OUR LEVEL? DO YOU USE METAPHORS FOR A REASON, FRANK, OR IS THIS JUST A GAME TO YOU? YOU THINK WE'RE ONE OF THOSE COMEDY PODCASTS, FOR JOKES?

This chapter, Leto finally dies. Yueh goes down with him, and so does Piter, so really what is left for us here anymore? Nothing. That's pretty much all that happens, probably.

If you like our singing voices, please send any enquiries to our agents at duneiversity@gmail.com.

THANK'S

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11: This is So Sad- Gurney Halleck, Play Despacito

We're BACK babEY!

THE TWIN CHANCELLORS ARE BACK! What happened to us? Who knows! Whatever it was, we sure didn't release any episodes for a month!

This episode, we YET AGAIN ENCOUNTER TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! Us two Time Wizards of the Brain Mind have experienced so many micro-aggressions that our psychic muscles got really big and strong. This chapter, Frank forgot to drink his Jessica Respecting Juice (again!), we encounter mysterious things that go lump in the night, engage in Piter patter, and feel kind of bad for Yueh. We consider a new domain name, invoke some Pasta Shapes Discourse, and declare a Spicy Meatball.

There is a lot of non-detailed mention of fictional sexual violence this episode. We try to keep it light, but would be really remiss not to mention it at all. Be warned! If you're sensitive to this material, this is a CW.

If you're aching to tell us how happy you are that the podcast is back, please get in touch at duneiversity@gmail.com ! If you're the person who stole my itunes account, please give it back.

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10: Paul Goes to Party College

Did a bad job on this one friends, join me in hell

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO SLUGS EAT BONES? DO THE FREMEN KNOW THE BIBLE? WHAT IS MUSIC? WHO IS JAMIS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS EPISODE? THIS WEEK ON DUNEIVERSITY THE PODCAST, CHAOS REIGNS! AND WE DON'T ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS!

In this episode, things are lost. The Podcast Gods took a tribute from us as is their due, so take the tattered remains of our content. We listen to the cowboy song, we discover DOON, Jessica is the best, Yueh has a homoerotic villain speech, and we meet a looooooooooooooooooooong furby. Also, we are joined by Ell, @occasionalell on twitter! Ze uses Ze/Zem/Zer pronouns.

In other news, we are switching to a bi-weekly schedule so that we can build up a buffer and so that I don't die. If you need your dissertations checked, please email us at duneiversity@gmail.com !

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9: His Name is LINGAR BEWT???

That's a terrible name!

SORRY THIS EPISODE IS LATE SOMETIMES YOU HAVE A BAD WEEK AND THEN THINGS CONTINUE TO HAPPEN

IS HOMESTUCK DUNE? IS DUNE A GESAMTKUNSTWERK? IS DUNE THE PERFECT POKERAP? IS DUNE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE? IS PRIDE AND PREJUDICE THE FUCKING BEST? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER ON DUNEIVERSITY! APART FROM THE LAST ONE, THE ANSWER IS YES!

This episode we are joined by Kavita Poduri @yrgirlkv! She knows about video games. We don't, so we learn a lot this episode. She joins us for the dinner that is the culmination of all bitchiness, everybody is playing 5-dimensional chess and having a Bad Time. Jessica is awesome, Paul is precocious, Leto is thinking real hard about death. Everyone else sucks apart from Kynes. We drink from our tall flagons.

This episode contains mentions of animal cruelty when we talk about the Dishes of Dune, mention of eye parasites during Worm of the Week. Stay safe!

Email us at duneiversity@gmail.com and tell us we are handsome

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8: Liet Kynes Respecting Juice

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THE KYNES RESPECTERS HAVE LOGGED ON!!!!

OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES FOR NOT READING THE BOOK ALL THE WAY THROUGH BEFORE DOING A PODCAST ABOUT IT, DON'T @ US! WHO SINGS MËLISSA'S PLACE? WHAT ARE ALL THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF SAND? WHO'S LIET? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER ON DUNEIVERSITY!

On this episode, it's a mad world. All around us are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out places. Paul realises his daddy is a person with flaws, Kynes refuses to properly address a Duke, the myth lingers in his words and thoughts, and a spice carrier gets swallowed by a big old worm.

Please email us at duniversity@gmail.com !

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7: This is a Podcast about Game of Thrones

and it's good.

WE'VE BEEN POUNDED IN THE KULL WAHAD BY OUR OWN KULL WAHAD! WE'VE BEEN HOISTED BY OUR OWN PETARDS! THIS EPISODE IS POSTED SPITEFULLY LATE BY YOUR VICE CHANCELLOR, WHO IS ANGRY!

CAN OSCAR ISAAC BE MEAN? WHAT'S PODCATCHING? WHAT IS PAUL'S FURSONA? WHEN DOES THE PODCAST ACTUALLY START? ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T ANSWER IN DUNEIVERSITY!

In this episode, your vice chancellors reluctantly discuss these two chapters, admire Duncan Idaho, the sexy cat of a man, and wonder if Paul actually has a personality. We drag Erik (sorry Erik) and finally have listener questions! Also, we watch the video for Doctor Worm live on air.

Anyway please email my wife, by which I mean my podcast fanmail address.

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